The Rules: A Guide For People Owned By Cats
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the back cover: People, you need help. Truly you do. You bring home cute little balls of fur and squeal at its cuteness, declare your life complete because of it, and then get upset when your new The Meaning of Life that you treasure poops in your bathtub or hocks a hairball into your shoe. You need to know the rules. You need to know the truth. Max Thompson, known far and wide as "The Psychokitty" is an expert on All Things Kitty and has finally decided to share the wisdom of his years of dealing with People, and his in-depth discussions with kitties online. This is his gift to you, the People who are willingly owned by cats. A gift that will cost you less than $15. Because that's how generous he is. Pawtographed copies now available--ONLY A FEW LEFT IN STOCK!!! We're also in the middle of moving, so any orders placed now won't be shipped until February '09. I apologize for the inconvenience, but stuff is going into boxes starting 12-27-08, and we're not sure how long the move and finding stuff in boxes at the other end will take. (it would be faster and cheaper to order from Amazon...you just won't get my awesome pawtograph...) $12.95 + $2.05 for shipping and handling. ($15.00) Purchase with a credit card or your Paypal account: To purchase via snail mail, send a check or money order to: K.A. Thompson P.O. Box 441 Vacaville, CA 95696 Total is $15.00 and should be made out to K.A. Thompson (or Karen Thompson...just not to Max since he doesn't have his own bank account yet.) To assure timely delivery, please email Max via his Person at kathompson@gmail.com to let him know to expect a snail mail order. Be sure to include your shipping address with your payment. |
Finally... You can order my newest book Your people need it, they really do.  Complete with
paw-drawn
illustrations, Max spells out the rules in plain English, touching on
everything from feeding to toys to sleep...even the dreaded trip to the
Stabby Place.
INTERNATIONAL ORDERS FOR PAWTOGRAPHED COPY: Total will be $18 US If you want to order via snail mail, send a money order in US Dollars for $18.00 to the same P.O. Box to the left. Don't forget to email, so that a copy is set aside for when your order arrives. Hate Paypal? Have to use a credit card? Here ya go... AMAZON Usually on sale, because they're aware of my awesomeness. And they usually keep my books in stock. BARNES & NOBLE Also usually on sale if you have their member's card. BOOKS-A-MILLION |